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THIS IS THE OLD BLOG, MADE MOSTLY UNDER THE OLD REGIMEN. ITS AUTHOR,  Mr GAY BRITPORN (Q1's UNCLE) IS ALIVE AND REASONABLY UNWELL.  HE IS ENJOYOYING HIS DOTTAGE AND NOW LIVES IN A NURSING HOME IN BRIGHTON, SPENDING HIS TIME RANTING TO THE OTHER RESIDENTS AND TRYING TO GET THE MALE STAFF TO POSE FOR LEWD PHOTOS.  HE DOES NOT SEND HIS BEST WISHES AND WE NEVER VISIT HIM.

uesday, April 01, 2008

Ikandi follow up

The pinknews reports that after a bbc newsnight doccumentary, Ikandi agrees not to film any more bareback films. Great news at last, but they have only withdrawn one of their films (the one where 3 models are thought to have acquired HIV - some say it was insensative to have released it atall!). The article also describes the conviction of ex-Ikandi employee Rufus Ffoulkes, and quotes a model called saying that Ikandi were lax with checking HIV status of models. See the article here

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

More fury over bareback DVD

Gaybritporn has been told that in a separate incident, one ikandimedia.net model who showed up negative on a test before a summer shoot in france had a positive result afterwards. We are told that following this, a further model who worked on the shoot tested positive too. We are told that both had been negative prior to the shoot. The first model says he has been blamed for infecting the other, but states he did everything Ikandi asked, and concealed nothing. The first model had obtained a negative HIV certificate from St Mary's Hospital, London, prior to the shoot. We spoke to our local Genito-urinary medicine clinic. They told us that some clinics offer HIV certificates for travel, immigration and insurance purposes. They are not intended to be used in the sex industry as a guarantee of non-infectivity because of the "window" period.

SAT, SEPT 1, 2007

BACK TO THE PORN 2  

DREW BRODY
If big hair is back in then big dicks have never been really out, so to speak. As we mentioned before, Matt Hughes has been doing a lot of dick lately. New big kid on the block though is Drew Brody, appearing on britblokes, sportlads and BlakeMason in that order. All of Drew's sets have been solos so far, but he's due to appear in a rudeboiz DVD in the Autumn. Claims vary that he's between 10 and 11 inches.  FreshSX meanwhile have been promoting Mika as  having a 10inches, saying "if his enormous cock isn't enough then his stunning good looks and gym ripped body will certainly leave you wanting more". More, yea about 3 inches more judging by the preview pics, which don't exactly suggest he has what they describe as "one of the longest cocks you will ever see ", but he's a nice enough looking guy and we are well used to spurious claims by now. What might be nice is if one of these sites set up a cock measuring contest for all 3.
mika

Fri, AUG31, 2007

BACK TO THE PORN

OK, after last week's rant lets get back to the porn. Longer hair is making a comeback, and several sites including blakemason, sportlads, welshladz  and uknakedmen have featured gorgeous damian Duke with sexy long locks. According to welshladz, englishlads.com wouldn't accept his model application as he wasn't english! The others did, and here's a preview video from the pick of the 3, uknakedmen.
damian
click pic for video. Visit site here

Saturday August 27, 2007

POST REMOVED
For more information on safer sex, see AVERT

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

We're Back....and its like we never went away!


We're back after nearly 8 months. About a year ago we took a look at how the competition between the sites was shaping up, courtesey of Alexa.com. As the new graph shows, Englishlads, Blakemason and UKNakedmen are neck and neck. Englishlads has overtaken BlakeMason during the summer to just lead the pack. In terms of reach, the percentage of surfers who visit each site, both these two showed small gains in what is usually a downward season. Maybe the weather? But UKnaked men showed a massive 95% increase in reach. We made it our new number one in the spring, down grading Blakemason, and looks like we were right all round.


Last year we wrote about how EL and BM were squabbling over models, mainly soldier Ryan. Well, Ryan has given up porn, but BM and EL haven't given up the squabble. This year its been over butcher boy Kai, with the race to see who gets his first solo (EL), his first active duo (BM), first threesome (EL - and its the only one) and then his first turn at being passive (EL). Then his first turn at being passive with 12 inch Matt (yes, both sites shot the same duo, EL won). Although BM describes him as "Bisexual" and EL says he's "happy to have sex with girls, just not exclusively as he loves cock too much!”, GayBritPorn can reveal that Kai has a boyfriend who has now banned him from doing any more porn. (As if this guy has time to see to his Boyfriend with all that porn to do, after a hard day's work he must just want to go to sleep). And talking of don't-say-we're-gay-just-cos-we-fuck-men, 12 inch matt Hughes seems seems to be doing a lot of dick, likewise namesake Matt Taylor. Smell a fib? Lets make this simple - men who suck cock and fuck man-arse are not straight, ask anyone.


UKNakedmen on the other hand has stayed well clear of these dog fights, filming some guys you won't see on the other two, and not playing to the lets-pretend-he's straight game. They're delivering some high quality stuff too, so give yourself a break from the other two and check them out.

Sun, DEC 31, 2006

HAPPY NUDE YEAR

nude calender
According to the Daily Star, Beckham is in a fury that he's depicted in a calender being sold along with gay sex toys. Of coure its not him, just a look alike. Hunks Around The (council) House also features look alikes of Prince William and other celebs - who haven't as yet complained to the daily star. Get your A3 copy by clicking the link above right! Happy Nude Year!

Tues, DEC 19, 2006

THE ELLUSIVE JOHNNY B

johnnybLast year's hottest guy, Johnny B looked set to make a comeback recently. In November, Englishlads announced he was "coming out of retirement" for a new set to appear the next week, sportlads asked for suggestions for a shoot, and BlakeMason's forum announced the webmaster had just come off the phone with him. But by early December, BlakeMason had gone quiet, sportlads announced Johnny had cancelled two shoots, and Englishlads had deleted its announcement! We thought Johnny was having a laugh til  menatplay produced a set of him suited up. We've not seen the pics so can't vouch its the real Johnny. But Gaybritporn can reveal that the King johnny is alive and well, working as a bouncer in Gloucestershire and playing rugby at weekends. We're offering a bounty of a month's membership to any of our listed sites to the first person who can send us a recent snap of him in his bouncer or rugby gear. The straight star of gay porn has a website, not updated for ages, at -
http://www.johnnybmodel.com

THURS, Nov 10, 2006

BLAKEMASON'S CHARITY  BEGINS AT HOME

ADAMBLAKEMASON.COM recently won a Cybersocket award, proving if nothing else that someone agrees with us that its a worthwile site. Recent additions have maintained the quality (though the loooooong clip of the two straight lads wanking I found a bit boring - I was more interested in the straight video they were watching). The site promises to donate 5% of its proffits to charity. When we heard from the webmaster back in the Spring, he confessed he hadn't donated anything as the site wasn't in proffit. Now its a success we hope to see some donations. Recently, Adam, one of the site's top models (who also appears in gaybritporn's gallerey) made a cast of his dick to be auctioned for charity along with a spunk stained t-shirt. Unforunately, the cast was cold, and the final article didn't reflect his full glory. Despite this and the fact that you can own the real Adam (well, rent - see the gaydar escort section) quite inexpensively, the castbidding has reached £220. The site's forum has just announced that one of the site's models has been diagnosed with HIV.  Whether the cash is for the model or the charity, this is a good cause. We hope the site will open the bidding and donations to non-members, and send our best wishes to the model concerned. UPDATE -  Blake Mason's members raised over £1300 for the model, and the site has made its first donation to its chosen charity. Meanwhile, menatplay.com raised £3,745 for the National Aids Trut, and sportlads.co.uk raised £100 for  UKC. Well done.

Tues, Nov 8, 2006

ENGLISHLADS - HARD TO SWALLOW 

HUGE MATT HUGHES
We're glad to see that Englishlads has made some improvements following our review earlier this year. As per our suggestion they now offer a choice of full length and edited down versions of films. They have added their first ever black model (despite the webmaster's unfounded claim earlier this year of having two black and Asian guys). Also one of the recent highlights is Matt Hughes (HUGE?), said to have a 12 inch dick. It certainly looks big against his skinny body, but given the webmaster's record with the truth, we'd want to apply a tape measure or a lie detector before we swallow that one. And a hard one to swallow it would be ....it is huge! Still no sign of the promised safer sex links on Englishlads either. We'll be updating our review of Englishlads this week.

FRI, SEPT 8, 2006

Seasonal Update

Time for a look back at how our top sites have performed over the summer months, June - August. BlakeMason continues to deliver great stuff, a recent highlight being an extremely horny turnaround threesome session ending with facial cumshots. Definitely one for a whole afternoon. More "straight" guy antics, this time Ryan gives his first ever blow job (SURE!). Also the site has added its first black guy, Nathan, and stunning he is too. DRM has been done away with, and they've added a forum.  Still deservedly tops in our chart.

facials"straight" lads? Straight to bed!

Englishlads
has added some good looking guys, a nice beach scene, but nothing extraordinary. The updates appear to have become staggered over August - on time, but several models have had similar photos and videos added as separate updates (eg, if a filmed session is split into  parts and delivered separately). Three outdoor sets have been set in the same courtyard, it seems. Maybe they're feeling the pinch, or maybe someone's taken his camera on holiday?  Looks like the english lads booked a single bed - make of that what you will!

englishlads ... someone's hotel bedroom maybe????englishlads.com - single bed.

Sportlads, our number 3, has had a price hike and, as if by way of compensation, has been delivering more than the promised 4 updates per month, and the better quality pics and videos have been maintained. Highlights include a turnaround  beach duo (looks like the same beach Englishlads used, imagine them fighting for the best spot!) and a rather good set of Kallum in boxing gear (all 3 of these sites in fact feature Kallum over the summer - a busy lad!). Sportlads has also been giving away kit worn by the models, and eurocreme videos.

beach duo sportladskallum sportlads

So how's business? Alexa.com collects data on traffic, based on reach per million viewers (that is, how many surfers with its tool bar visit a particular site). Comparing June - Aug to the previous quarter, Blakemason has had a 10% fall in reach per million viewers (not bad for 3 traditionally quiet months).  Englishlads has had a more significant fall of 30% over the same period, according to Alexa.
Our 3rd site is a long way behind the two leaders, with about a tenth of the of the absolute reach per million, but this represents a 118% rise in volume for sportlads over the summer. Meanwhile GBboysonline has seen a 66% fall, with Britblokes and menatplay showing seasonal drops of around 10%. Our other sites don't register enough traffic for inclussion on Alexa. Interesting that the figures available support what we've been saying by and large in our reviews.

blakemason v englishlads

All in all, it suggests healthy competition. Great for surfers over the coming months as the sites do battle for your grubby pink pound! And in case you didn't like that graph,  here's  Nathan from BlakeMason.

nathan

Fri, Aug 25, 2006

GAY BRITPORN SAYS - CHRIS MOYLE AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE GAY


The Times reports that on Sunday's Top Gear programme, presenter Jeremy Clarkson asked an audience member if he would buy a certain car. The audience member said, 'No, it's a bit gay'. Clarkson then backed it up by saying 'a bit gay, yes very ginger beer' which is cockney rhyming slang for queer.
Previously, Radio One DJ Chris Moyle said he didn't want a ring tone because it was gay. In response to a complaint about this, the BBC complaints committee ruled 'The word gay, in addition to being used to mean homosexual or carefree, was often now used to mean lame or rubbish. This is a widespread current usage of the word amongst young people.'
Gay Britporn isn't sure what all the fuss is about. Both men are well past it in terms of being part of youth culture. And if the BBC says that gay means rubbish, then we say CLARKSON AND MOYLE ARE GAY! There, sue us for that!


Monday, July 24, 2006

Blake mason still tops - but who took Ryan's cherry?

where's his cherry?
Blakemason.com continues to top our chart. Recent updates feature some innovative content, including a straight guy called Brad who fucks himself (thought I'd seen it all). Plus Ryan B gets it up the arse from Adam. This is one of the hottest scenes on the site so far - do yourself a favour and wait for the new super high res version to download. Ryan is both loving it and hating it at the same time. Right at the end, he admits "if I'm taking it up the arse, I must be a bit fish and chips". Ryan, we've suspected that for a while. Word of warning though - I shot all over my keyboard and clogged up the laptop. An extra 2 points to Blake Mason for the improvements they've made.

Englishlads is still runner up. Not our favourite webmaster, as you'll know, so we'll be objective. The new look site is clean, but its stil tricky to navigate the preview area (not clear atall how to get to the latest additions, and when you get there, the pics are small).Now, Englishlads has also done a scene of Ryan B being fucked, but only the photos are available just now. Though they claim its his first time, it went on site a whole week later than Blake's. And they're still calling Ryan straight too. You'll have to watch both carefully to form your own idea of which site really took Ryan's cherry. And which site did a better job of it! Anyway, Englishlads still hasn't put up the safe sex info it promised, and still hasn't pointed out the Black and Asian models it says its got. Overall, 2 points off for Englishlads.
go fuck yourself

Sunday, July 23, 2006

George Michael in Hampstead Heath story


"George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity?trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park" reports the News of the World in a story entitled "GEORGE'S SEX SHAME". The paper claims George was red-faced "as he emerged from the bushes at Hampstead Heath after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old". When interviewed, the man, who is from Brighton, complimented George on his kissing, adding, "It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic". The chat up line he used to pull George was "You're not totally English, are you?". Must make a note of that one.

The story goes on to use terms like "sordid" and "gross" and takes a thouroughly disapproving tone. But elswhere in the same edition, the paper says "a raunchy new survey reports that 70% of us have enjoyed outdoor nookie". It then goes on to print stories by one lady horserider who had sex with a stable hand in a horse-box. " I unbuttoned his tatty shirt and breaches...and then we really got dirty" says Lisa, 23. Then a riding instructer called Lindsey, 24, tells how she tells how she "taught her students a thing or two - about sex on the hoof". In wholly approving tones, the paper quotes her as saying "he pulled down my jodphurs and flicked my bare bottom with his whip - we made love on a patch of soft fern - all I had on was my boots". So outdoor sex is legal if you look like Lindsey is it? Or what about their story about wannabe soldier Sam who got 473 notches on his bedpost during a sexathon contest, then went on to charge women £500 an hour as a male escort? For the news of the world, casual sex is "raunchy and steamy" if its straight, but "gross and sordid" if its gay.

Good for George Micheal who stuck up for himself to the reporter. You can perhaps only criticise him for his choice of partner. Now, gaybritporn has been accused of being tabloid, so here goes - GAYBRITPORN, 42, SPEAKS ITS MIND! We say outdoor sex is great, and on a hot summer night there's nothing better than coming home from the park at 5 am with your arse ragged and a smile on your face. George Michael should lead a campaign for legalised outdoor gay sex areas, safe from muggers and hypocritical journalists. We'll start the campaign with a march - call it Sunday in the Park with George.


Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Englishlads defends unsafe sex video

The webmaster of Englishlads has defended his portrayal of unsafe "bareback" sex.
An introduction to the video, added to Englishlads in June, states "Str8 army lad Ryan agreed to fuck a guy and both lads wanted to do it bareback....WOW one hard shoot". Its also billed as the site's "hardest ever shoot".

Englishlads was reviewed on Gaybritporn.com recently. Gaybritporn criticised Englishlads for portraying unsafe sex as highly errotic and desireable, with no mention of risks or precautions - "we're amazed that in 2006 a website advertises bareback content as if its something to shout about. Shame on you!"

In response, Nick Baker of Englishlads emailed the review site defending the video. "I don't believe by having this shoot on my site it will result in a change of anyone's attitude and influence them to having unsafe sex" he said. "These two lads decided to do the shoot bareback, taking appropriate precautions. I strongly believe in the use of condoms, though a significant amount of gay porn both for dvd and for websites is shot without condoms and I guess myself and other porn producers will get accused of being irresponsible. I think porn is understood to provide a world of safe fantasies and not to portray or influence real life."

In a heated exchange of emails, the pornographer goes on to accuse the review of being "tabloid" - with no apparant hint of irony. However, he states that after the controversey, Englishlads will not be doing anymore bareback shoots, and will be providing safe sex information.

Gaybritporn said "Providing links to safe sex sites and undertaking to do no more bareback shoots is a partial victory. But its about responsibility, not censorship. We want an admission that he was wrong to hype bareback".

The site review can be seen here, with the englishlads respoinse here.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Englishlads Updates...


Englishlads have given their site a smart new look, easier navigation, and have added three G rated video previews. As a result, we upgraded their score to 89%, just a few points behind Blake Mason. Checck out the three latest updates to Englishlads, Danny, Jonathon and James. And thanks for letting us show the photos!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Next Site Review .... freshsx.com


We've just added our next site review, freshsx.com. We've changed its origional rating and its position in our list. Talking of positions, we reckon the greatest looking lad on this site is Jason Heat. See the review here.

New Eurocreme Video



Eurocreme have told us that its their second film, world soccer orgy 2, that has the big orgy scene. It starts with strikers from each of the 4 Countries fucking defenders from the opposition. As these 8 guys grind away there are 7 other internationals sat on the benches behind stroking their big dicks. Eventually the team of wankers joins the team of fuckers and the sex gets hotter, more complicated and very messy!They let us have some pics - certainly looks hot. You can find out more and buy the films here.




Monday, June 19, 2006

Cole, Scalari and FA in Gay Soccer stories

Peter Tatchell has urged the Football Association to prove its commitment to tackling homophobia by reporting The Sun to the Press Complaints Council. "The Sun's homophobic sneers against Portuguese football star, Cristiano Ronaldo, are out of order" said Peter Tatchell of the gay human rights group OutRage. ?The Sun branded Ronaldo a ?nancy boy' and quoted England footballer Wayne Rooney as ridiculing him as a ?pretty boy.'? (The Sun, pages 1 and 5 on 3 July). Tatchell has also accused Portuguese manager Scolari of homophobia, and last year wrote to all 20 English Premier league managers asking why are there no openly gay professional players and whether this was something football needed to address(http://www.petertatchell.net)

Meanwhile, according to the Independent, England footballer Ashley Cole is suing The Sun and the News of the World over claims that two Premiership players indulged in a "gay sex orgy". In a story first published on 12 February, the News of the World claimed "two bisexual stars made some very dirty phone calls - using a mobile phone as a gay sex toy." The story did not name the players. Ashley denies he was involved. In a twist, his lawyers are suing google because their search engine stratergy brings up "gay" when "Ashley Cole" is entered (as a search term).

Meanwhile, if you want to see some pretend football players having a real orgy, check out Eurocreme's new video, gay world soccer orgy. It features 20 fit lads in kit and. The story is that a couple of paparazzi style photographers who are given the task by their employers at Soccer World magazine of digging the dirt on players at the World Cup tournament. They snap the sexual antics of the English, German, French and US soccer squads in 6 ball busting scenes. Definitely no Ashley Cole though!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

britishtwinks review


Just added another review, Britishtwinks.com
Not sure they'll like it!

sportlads - cum on England


















In time for the world cup, sportlads have released a photo set and video clip of three lads in England soccer kit. Ellis, Jamie and Brad are changing. Jamie gets roughed up and shagged by the other two on the changing room bench, all in their kit. For Ellis and Jamie, its their first ever porn shoot. Lightimg is a bit ropey, but as rough and ready action goes - they're ruff if youre ready.







Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Next review - sportlads.co.uk


....next up is our review of sportlads.co.uk. Tell us what you think in the comments section.

2nd review - Englishlads.com


We've added our review of Englishlads.com. Lotta people will be surprised it didn't come out tops - what do you think?

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Present from Blakemason



Blakemason were thrilled to be voted number one by gaybritporn. To show they're keeping up standards, here's a preview of one of their latest guys Kristian. You don't need me to tell you about his qualities, see them for yourself. Better still visit their site at www.blakemason.com



Tuesday, June 06, 2006

our first full review - blakemason.com


Hi, well we've started with a review of our number 1 site, Blakemason.com.
See the full review here.
Updates from the site on the way.